JUST A CRAPPY FREIND WITH GOOD MUSIC TASE

dafafe:

ultrafacts:

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I’m reblogging this because of the last one but I don’t know what I like about it, it just sounds like inspirational and stuff

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

If nipples are sexual organs, then men shouldn’t be allowed to show theirs either. Because it’s always the nipples, right? Women are allowed to show cleavage, but god forbid they show their nipples. The nipple on a man’s breast is the same as the nipple on a woman’s. Literally the only difference is that a woman’s breast is generally larger.

If we lived in a society where women were allowed to show their breasts, people wouldn’t consider them sexual organs. They would be considered something normal that everyone has seen and no one would care about. It’s gotten to a point where it’s not about a woman’s comfort but about what men want, and they want boobs to be sexual so they force us to hide them to keep them that way.

And besides that, I’ve seen guys with bigger boobs than some women, so your argument is not only flawed but completely stupid.

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism, via my-flourish-and-blotts)

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety, via analytical-mayhem)

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

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llamarmyofdanosaurs:

tr0ye-0ak13y:

the-fangirl-empire:

doctorinapolicebox:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

captainkittycatsam:

captainkittycatsam:

This is Tumblr

It will change your life forever.

I think this is the most notes i have seen on one of my post.

This is so beautifully accurate

and i love how it’s dan.

we are all dans in the end

this is perfect

The weird thing was I had an otp and a fandom so as soon as I joined it was just death by tumblr

(Source: danisnotonfiirre, via oceslut)

fabled-foreigntongues:

tchotchkesandwhatnot:

peble:

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

every time I work a night I hear this song two or three times

Um, this SONG is fabulous and an absolute Kenny Chesney classic.  Don’t be hatin’.

True shit^

fabled-foreigntongues:

tchotchkesandwhatnot:

peble:

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

every time I work a night I hear this song two or three times

Um, this SONG is fabulous and an absolute Kenny Chesney classic.  Don’t be hatin’.

True shit^

(via oceslut)

kj-suicidesquad:

holy shit! I’ve never seen a better cosplay that this right here. this is awesome so lets reblog the hell out of it

kj-suicidesquad:

holy shit! I’ve never seen a better cosplay that this right here. this is awesome so lets reblog the hell out of it

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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