one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Burn a Miracle | Say Anything
I know a place where the moon goes to fly
I know that dreams swarm and sting as they die
Let the corpses ride horses and stab through the sun
You loathe a life that you’ve barely begun to live
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
HELP I CANT BREATHE
the stools at my school
So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
im laughing so hard
it’s funny because we all know who this is about
I’m combining two of these. I’m now calling Ben BUMBLEBEE WAFFLESTICK and no one can stop me.
Butterscotch Crumblycake from now on
So today was basically the best night of my life because not only didn’t see the killers for the first time ever BUT I MET JULIAN CASABLANCAS?!?!?! Like he sat in the row ahead of me and literally no one noticed him and I yelled his name and he gave me the peace sign then he left but then I went back into the hall and HE WAS THERE AND HE SEES ME AND WALKS UP TO ME AND ASKS IF I WANT A PICTURE AND HE PUT HS ARM ON ME AND I CRIED
OMFG JULIAN CASABLANCAS SAW THE KILLERS TONIGHT? HELP I’M DYING OF A FANGIRL ATTACK.
AREY OUFUCIGN SERISOU
The Umbrella Academy: Dallas #6Fireworks for the dead, it's time to put yourself to bed,
in the hospital the friends you stole surround you.
Did the devil sign your check,
when they pulled you from the wreck?
There was nothing left to recognize about you.
Let it in, let it go.
When they lift you up there's something you should know,
what you find it might astound you.
'Cause the world my friend, is big enough
I MEAN TALK ABOUT A FUCKING TRANSITION
|—||David Rogers (x)|